Sunday, June 28, 2009

"I've Got A Full On Girl Crush."

"Ah, so now you're a lesbian huh?" I asked her.
"I don't know but I totally have a crush on Courtney from the studio. We have some weird thing going on." Hunter says.
Now I know Courtney and she is straight up gay so this could be a whole new adventure for us. When Hunter does something she doesn't go half assed. It's all or nothing.
"So what happened?" 
"I don't know. We just kind of flirt with each other. Don't you think she's pretty?"
"Sure, she's pretty. Is this just in your head though or does Courtney know what tornado is about to be thrust upon her?"  I ask.
"I called Suzy," Hunter says ignoring my last comment.
"Oh yeah, what'd she say?"
"Well she did wonder how I was going to feel about the new way of doing things," she says.
"I wondered about that too. How's that going to go down, no pun intended."
"I don't really think it matters if you like who you're with," she says.  With this last comment I'm pretty sure she's ready for a change. I think it must go back to that dog thing at the vet clinic. That's a whole other story though.
"Suzy also said maybe I'm so fed up with guys that I'm going girls now." 
"That's one theory I guess. Should I call my brother and ask him if you're gay. They can always sniff out who plays on their team," I ask.
"Yes! Call him and check if I'm going to be a big old Lesbo!" Hunter says.
"All right. Call you back in a little."

An hour later, my phone rings. I had forgotten that Hunter decided to be gay now and was off in my own little world.
"I facebooked her! And she answered in like 13 seconds," she says.
"Oh, just a friending or were there words exchanged?" I know how this goes down.
"Oh we totally messaged back and forth and she said we should go out some time. I think I'm going to go to the studio and take her class tomorrow."
"Yeah, I don't see that happening but I think my little girl is really gay now, congratulations. I think you are going to make a great lesbian!" I say.
"Well, all my friends in South Carolina are going to be so proud of me.  They always said I was gay. And also I were Chucks, that's apparently a sign and the fact I collect cats. I'm a cat collector, that's another tell tale sign," she says.
"Well I guess that does it then. You're a lesbian. I wonder how long this will last. I'm sure looking forward to it. Things had gotten kind of boring." 


  1. Both of us here. I spoke to Hunter, she has since remembered her aversion to tuna and decided to not go this route. Nothing you can say will help. Call if you want. It's only a two way. :)

  2. Hey. What the hell you two? You ever gonna write again, or what? Yea. That's